Alex loves working at the local coffee shop, but can’t stand the clientele. If they have to make one more venti pumpkin spice sugar-free soy latté, they’re going to wreck someone.
ʀaja is a forest spirit who lives near a village. Every year on the summer solstice she requires a virgin maiden as sacrifice in exchange for not slaughtering the local livestock. The villagers all thing that they’re condemning their daughters to being eaten alive, but really she just adds them to her harem and they spend the rest of their life running around, eating raw meat, and partying with sexy nymphs.
Hey all, my tablet stylus broke last night, and because my tablet is so old and jankity, Wacom no longer sells replacement styluses. I had to get a new one on eBay, but it set me back about $40.
So in the meantime, I’m briefly opening up traditional media commissions to help offset the price! I’m only taking a couple slots, but I work quickly and have nothing else to do this week while my tablet is out of commission. Besides, haven’t you always wanted a kickin’ rad button??
or a totally gnarly bristol card??
My commission prices and payment info is here, shoot me a message if you’d be kind enough to help me pay for this stupid stylus. :’)
Growing up, Maria was always told that her sisters were prettier than she was. Now, one of the unintended side effects of becoming a vampire is never being sure what you look like.
Jamie is the cutest creature in the forest, and he knows it. One day he wants to get into the beauty pageant circuit.
Mrs. Parrow is 102 years old. She doesn’t get around much anymore, but she sometimes makes millet cookies for the neighborhood kids.
Woo halfway done!! Also this is my 500th post, what??? Thanks to all you terrific kids for following me. :)
Nessa just found out she didn’t make the roller derby team, so she’s waving goodbye to her haters.
If my cat had opposable thumbs and a little less hair, he’d probably look like this. He’s doing what he does best.
Don’t be fooled by its appearance; this is an extradimensional being, capable of appearing in many different locations at the same time. It has recently being to pop up everywhere in college campuses all across the nation, heralding what must surely be the beginning of the Great End. It has many names. You may call it Kortnii.
Widely acknowledged to be one of the most ridiculous-looking species of gryphons, Caputanserinae canadensis is most commonly found in marshy areas of North America. It is highly aggressive when threatened.
Jesse has an oral fixation, but not the sexy kind. He’s trying really hard to quit, but he and his boyfriend just had a fight and he figures he’s allowed to smoke when he’s stressed out. His pants could not possibly get any tighter.
what time is it?? POSTCARD GIVEAWAY TIME! neato.
the first 10 people to send me a message with their address will get a nyc postcard with a doodle of a character of their choosing!
i ran into some problems with this last time so let’s lay some ground rules:
EDIT: the postcards are all claimed! thanks everyone <3
Geraldine’s first two husbands were titans of the steel and oil industries respectively. After her second divorce, she married a high school history teacher. She loves the man, but sometimes she misses her old lifestyle.
Just a quick one today because I’m traveling out of town!
Here we see a sow and two piglets of the species Porcus pecuniarus. Their bright colors and whimsical patterns make them easy targets for predators like hawks and foxes. Once dead, their skin hardens into a brittle, ceramic-like substance, which makes their carcasses ideal containers for storage. The species is critically endangered, with only an estimated 80 animals left in the wild.